Well, my friends, it is now 2017, a new year, a new beginning, and a good time to think about the future! Lots of people make New Year Resolutions, to change themselves, but I’m a hound, and I can’t change who I am or what I do, and let’s face it, I’m pretty much perfect already! (Bol)
However, my world is not quite perfect, and there are lots of things I would like to change, if I could!
Firstly, the english weather.
What’s that all about???
I have to admit that summer is pretty good. I like warm, and I like sunshine, I don’t even mind a bit of warm rain. But winter? What a nightmare! Rain, snow, sun, frost, snow, fog, rain, totally unpredictable and all in one day sometimes.
Whoever designed it had a wicked sense of humour!
Then there is the sausage situation!!!
At the moment, my supply of sausages is a little unpredictable. Some Sundays I get one, and sometimes on a Saturday, but not always. Occasionally I get two but now and again I don’t get any!
My plan for 2017 is to train Mom to increase the supply and make sure I get a sausage at least three days a week.
Wish me luck!
The Cat situation.
Some of my best friends are cats. By that, I mean some of my twitter friends, like Tango and Nancy and Ms Marshas cat. They are pretty cool and i like them. But although they are my friends, I never actually have to meet them.
I do not have to dodge their scratchy feet or bitey bits and I am not constantly being told to be nice to them. My cat is different, she is not my friend.
She is not nice at all!
Cats should recognise that dogs are bigger and stronger and deserve a little respect! I would change that.
There are a few other things that I would like to change, like world peace for example, but my head is a little tired and I need a nap.