I think I upset Charlie today, I didn’t mean to, honestly, it was completely unintentional. It’s because I’m a hound and he’s a terrier I reckon. But I think he may have thought a few rude words after spending all afternoon in a cupboard. Not my fault.
Today was such a lovely day
That Charlie asked if I would play
Sure I said, old Charlie boy,
I’ll think of something, you’ll enjoy
But as I was about to speak
Up piped Charlie “Hide and Seek?”
OK I said, that’s fine by me,
I will count to fifty three.
You go find somewhere to hide,
And off he ran, somewhere inside.
I closed my eyes and thought of sheep
And as I counted, fell asleep.
(I’m a hound!! Of course I fell asleep)
I do not know how long it was
But quite a while I think because,
When I awoke I felt the stare
Before I even saw him there.
I can’t repeat the words he said,
Just think *** ***** inside yer head.
He sulked for ages.