Amost every day the same thing happens when Mom is getting ready to go to work. This is an example of what happened this morning.
Charlie :- YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAPPITY YAP
Me :- Charlie what is the matter?
Charlie :- a man walked past the house wearing a red jacket! YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
Me :- they are allowed to walk past Charlie, that is what the footpath is for!
Charlie :- but he had ginger hair too Bella! ! YAP YAPPITY YAP YAP YAP
Me :- what’s wrong with having ginger hair fds?
Charlie :- YAP YAP YAP YAP Doesn’t look right, he needs telling YAP YAP YAP YAP
Me :- what are you? The fashion police?
Mom :- Charlie get down off there and stop barking!
Charlie :- not fair not fair
(2 minutes later)
Charlie :- yap yap yap yap yap
Me :- what’s up now Charlie?
Charlie :- there’s the postman! He’s coming here!; Yap yap yap
Mom :- Charlie get down off there! Be quiet!
Me :- anything for me I wonder?
Charlie :- yap yap yap oh. He’s walked straight past. Yap yap see! I scared him off! I’m a big scary dog! Yap yap
Me :- but Charlie he might have had a letter for me!
Mom :- SHUP UP CHARLIE!!!
Charlie :- sorry Mom, what’s for breakfast?
Me :- did someone say breakfast??
Every morning the same, pretty much. Except for the red jacket.