I Got An Itch!

Today I got bored waiting for Mom to come home from work so I decided to let you into a little secret…………

I got an itch this morning
It started by my tail.
I tried to reach to scratch it,
But all to no avail.
‘Cos as I reached my head round
My bottom moved away,
It managed to escape me
For half the flippin day!
Why is my bottom awkward?
Why won’t it just stay put?
I’m getting cross at trying
To scratch my itchy butt!
Thank dog my Mommy loves me,
She noticed straight away.
As soon as she walked in the door,
She helped to make my day!
And as she scratched my itchy tail,
I purred just like a cat!
The feeling disappeared at once
And that was flippin that.

P.S. I DO NOT HAVE A FLEA!! JUST AN ITCH, OK?